Burdens of the Most Bestest

Saturday, September 18, 2010

9-11-10

We're number one, ok? Don't forget it. Never forget it. Never Forget. Forget. Forget is a weird word. Whats it from? Fore get? Before get? Can you "aftget"?

Forget I mentioned this.

08-29-10

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

I have no recollection of that.

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08-22-10

I like to pretend that it is a million years in the future and an alien culture has to learn about the human race using only my pictures. Oh what stories they'd tell. Thank god this is floating around in tubes in the form of ones and zeros.

Its been a long couple of weeks guys. Ted Stevens, RIP.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Fast and Friendly

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07-18-10

In this most recent post I write a piece in which I draw parallels between the path worn into our hardwood floors by our dogs excitedly scrambling around corners and my work-a-day lifestyle. Its quite moving, and beautifully written. Although it sometimes walks the tightrope between flowery prose and stream of conscious if never loses its ability to drive home the point that I am a wonderfully gifted and empathetic writer. My connection to the average human experience links me to the lowliest dregs and layabouts, while my intellect and wit makes me the toast of the town among scholars and heads of state. It will leave you breathless. It will LITERALLY blow you away.

Nah, I'm just kidding. It is about posting on a blog instead of cleaning.