makes homer something something

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Can you guess a theme? Oh, the horror.....

I'm not a witch

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In cleaning out an old file cabinet I found a letter written by somebody I don't remember. The letter ends with the line"I count you among one of my best friends". I have no memory of this person or our friend ship. The letter was barely 12 years old. I ran it through our new paper shredder. No regrets. Sorry friend.

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We're number one, ok? Don't forget it. Never forget it. Never Forget. Forget. Forget is a weird word. Whats it from? Fore get? Before get? Can you "aftget"?

Forget I mentioned this.

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I have no recollection of that.

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I like to pretend that it is a million years in the future and an alien culture has to learn about the human race using only my pictures. Oh what stories they'd tell. Thank god this is floating around in tubes in the form of ones and zeros.

Its been a long couple of weeks guys. Ted Stevens, RIP.

Fast and Friendly

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In this most recent post I write a piece in which I draw parallels between the path worn into our hardwood floors by our dogs excitedly scrambling around corners and my work-a-day lifestyle. Its quite moving, and beautifully written. Although it sometimes walks the tightrope between flowery prose and stream of conscious if never loses its ability to drive home the point that I am a wonderfully gifted and empathetic writer. My connection to the average human experience links me to the lowliest dregs and layabouts, while my intellect and wit makes me the toast of the town among scholars and heads of state. It will leave you breathless. It will LITERALLY blow you away.

Nah, I'm just kidding. It is about posting on a blog instead of cleaning.