These boots were made for flip flops.

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Summer has started.  I'm out. Come see Sea of Storms on tour.

May 2013

16th-Richmond VA @The Nile w/The Catalyst, Meek is Murder

17th-Charlotte NC @Lunchbox Records TREASURE FEST

18th-Athens GA @The Caledonia Daffodil, Todd Killings

19th-Atlanta GA @Wonderroot w/Bodyfather

20th-Gainesville FL @Loosey's w/Daggerz

21st-Tampa FL @Epic Problem

22nd-St. Augustine FL @Nobby's Tavern w/Brown Palace, Erin Toby

23rd-(day off. gonna surf.)

24th-Charleston SC @Tin Roof w/Mountains of Earth

25th-Columbia SC @New Brookland Tavern

26th-Greensboro NC @Legitimate Business w/Torch Runner, Centuries

27th-Richmond VA @Black Powder House w/This Is Your Life

dogfarts

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There are fewer things more beautiful on this planet than six baby chickens eating, sleeping and shitting in a rubbermaid container on top of your dryer. "But why," you may ask "don't you let them live outside in your chicken coop?".  The answer is simple: chickens are too fucking retarded to survive on their own at any point in their lives. Too young and they'll freeze to death or slip out of our chicken run into the big bad woods that have claimed the lives of three of our other fully grown chickens already. Even as adults they don't make the mental connection between "where I live=safe" and "outside of this fence=certain death".   I can only assume that due to 10,000 or so years of humans breeding chickens for food their brains have been reduced to the evolutionary equivalent of Stove Top Stuffing. 

It is really hard for me to feel bad eating an animal that simply could not exist in the wild in its current state.  But then you name them, and there you go...

In this all animal editions allow me to introduce our newest family members Ghost, Rae, Little Gabe, Ms. Food, Petra and Achilles. 

RIP Lil' Wayne

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Somewhere there are two popes. You think they play on opposing softball teams? 

Nothing is cool, and everything hurts.

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I have no opinions on football. I have thousands of opinions on halftime shows. 

also...ew....

bah. gag. ew.

The truth is haute there.

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The weather outside is frightful. I'm going to the bar.

Cold and Flu Saison

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Maybe it is the cold medicine talking, but I'm pretty sure Michael J. Fox's "Spin City" is just Aaron Sorkin's "West Wing" set to a laugh track.